@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.
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@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
@AaronFullerton: A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell "What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?", then jetpack through the ceiling.