@thentherewasmo: I'm not saying your cat doesn't care about you, I'm saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well
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@jjhartinger: I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."
@drxubair: Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying.
@ComedicBust: Whenever I wear a suit I spend the entire time talking into my collar and sleeve, because if I’m going to be uncomfortable, I’m going to at least pretend to be a spy.