@DevilryFun: I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.
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@Book_Krazy: I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore
@LosLos__: My parenting book would be just a series of "Shhh" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions.
@WheelTod: [Date] Him: I don't trust myself around you Her(flirtatiously): Oh, stop Him: I bought an iPad on your credit card when you went to bathroom
@Swishergirl24: I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot.