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@Reel2Dialog2: I'm not seeing "cat herder" on any of these job websites.
@GamepIay: True story.
@nigburt: My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one
@Sarcasticsapien: I'm done congratulating people for having babies. Parents have been getting praise for having sex incorrectly for way too long.
@foodfacenow: Her: Use your hands to pleasure me
Me: Uh, ok *picks up phone and orders food*
@bazecraze: You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs.