@skin_and_i: I'm not stalking you but I have managed to trace your family tree back to 1724
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@buck4itt: They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s.
@causticbob: I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures.
@brianbowman73: Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?