@Paxochka: I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table.
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@ThRealBallsDeep: I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position.
@MatCro: [battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that
@Savage_Scavange: Never really had a nickname in my life.. Except maybe that one time a bunch of chumps called me "The defendant" for a full day.
@Book_Krazy: Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast] Him: How did you get in my house?