@Paxochka: I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table.
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@MrT1M: Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair.
@SufficientCharm: GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. "But what if it's TOO much awesome?" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities.
@KentWGraham: My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time.