@cheeky__gal: I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone.
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@bsnc64: "Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?" Body: "I shall make this into nose hair"
@DurtMcHurtt: Me: *quickly flips through each layer of a Big Mac like a wad of cash* McDonald's employee: [nervously assuring me] it's all there I swear.
@MableGertrude: Friend: It looks like you're packing to go on an extended vacation. Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii? Me: No, this is just my lunch.