@cheeky__gal: I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone.
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@iLikeCatShirts: When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
@Hadzilla: At the last supper Jesus was probably like it would be way more comfortable for everyone if some of you sat on the other side of the table
@withanewname: Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday
@daveexplosm: The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too.