@ChipKellysBalls: I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...

@Savage_Scavange: Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.

@Manda_like_wine: My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, "I don't want Santa to see me when I poo."

@mochanya: I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings.

@FuckabillyRex: It's hard to feel dangerous when you've had the hiccups for 45 minutes.