@TheHyyyype: [god creating elephant] "overfeed that aardvark"

@BruceForce: The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district

@EviGarth: 'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.

@ZaraEatWorld: The pizza guy just said "see u tomorrow" Maybe I eat too much pizza ...

@Matty_Lombardo: Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight! Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise? Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out.