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@YoungFunE: I'm now on year 3 of the '7 day ab challenge'
@Miniwheats2012: If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist.
@Aspersioncast: China are probably making all the medals anyway.
@Eightinchgoat: I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.
@CornOnTheGoblin: ? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing
I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing
Did u just moo ?
@DirtMcTurd: My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that "Paint" is a stupid name for our cat