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@tomw1984: I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go.

*throws knife, misses map.*

Space, I'm going to space

I’m off work next week so I’m gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. 

*throws knife, misses map.*

Space, I’m going to space

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