@FSUSteve: I'm ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
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@GianDoh: Bartender: What'll It be? Stephen King: A novel at first, then a tv miniseries, then a movie.
@verycozy: Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live *slides the doctor a five dollar bill* Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy *winks at loved ones*
@brennadine: Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please.