@FSUSteve: I'm ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
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@Bandersnaaatch: Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?
@BoomBoomBetty: You, a basic, typical hacker: Steals credit cards and identities Me, a diabolical hacker: Syncs your Twitter account to your phone contacts and unblocks your family’s accounts
@Underchilde: A friend asked how I’d describe a hot air balloon, and I just told him it’s a lot like my ex, but with a basket.