@CulturedRuffian: "I'm on my way." -People who haven't even left the house yet.
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@SocialExtortion: It's been the "longest week ever" for Janet on facebook, a woman that I know for a fact works 40 hours has been on facebook for 37 of them
@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
@TheGoodGodAbove: Stephen Fry is being investigated for blasphemous comments. Stephen Colbert is being investigated for a joke. LET MY STEPHENS GO! 😡
@dongfuture: Telepathy “Huh?” Telepathy “Ok…let’s move on. What—” Telepathy “Please stop interrupting! What are your strengths?” *rolls eyes* Telepathy