@envydatropic: I'm only grabbing fast food to refill my napkin collection in the car.
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@Gooooats: If you ask me to hold a bag of any kind of candy, all the red ones will be gone before you get it back.
@Tmoney68: I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22.
@Angibangie: Me: What’s the word for a female scientist? Him: A scientist? Me: No, a ‘ResearcHER,’ Haha get it? Him: I get that we're never going on a second date