@nowarranty: I'm only two people away from having a love triangle.
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@jergarl: My stages of awkward: Sober me: I don't know what to do with my hands Drunk me: I don't know what to do with my face High me: What face?
@bitterlittleman: i saw this and everything about it annoyed me so i'm posting it in hopes that it annoys you too
@SimplyNamedTron: One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car