@Loli_Sug: I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?
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@Shock_Monster: I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :(
@KKAlThani: When I'm at a friend's house & there are snacks, all I'm thinking is "How do I eat everything without looking like a homeless person?"
@upsidedowntrash: ME: Velma cant see anything without her glasses, so in order to find her glasses, she needs to be wearing them PRIEST: Those are your vows?
@Dawn_M_: My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me.