@Loli_Sug: I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?
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@jwoodham: Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders.
@maxlavergne: your honor, i nominate the real murderer for the ice bucket challenge!! [a guy stands up] nice
@MableGertrude: It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep.