@Loli_Sug: I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?
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@juliussharpe: I rented a tuxedo then didn't need it. Do you know how hard it is to sublet a tuxedo?
@madcaplaughs30: I bet when the toaster came out everyone was happy they didn't have to throw their bread at lightning anymore.
@bransonreese: The Ugly Duckling has the best moral: “everybody has to apologize to you if you get hot”