@tayandmae: I'm opening up a restaurant called: I Don't Care, Where Do You Wanna Go?
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@eyeswidebutt: me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe
@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.
@Papa_Mex: 8:00am on a Saturday morning and my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Now he looks really funny covered in paint balls