@POTerritory: I'm Phoenician, as in, "Nobody better stop me from Phoenician all of these donuts."
@Soberphobiccc: Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die.
@bluetractor: I hate it when people call me judgemental
Especially people wearing shoes like that
@KyleMcDowell86: Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?
@MissyMooMorris: One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm
@WilliamAder: Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second.