@daemonic3: I'm playing chess against my gardener. Your move, Jesus.
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@Adam_Kingsnorth: The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park
@philco816: There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone.
@No_Job_Joe: My boss just fired me because I spent the past 45 minutes taking a crap. I don't see why he can't just clean it off his desk, and move on.