@daemonic3: I'm playing chess against my gardener. Your move, Jesus.
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@MarfSalvador: Lady: Help!! My husband isn't breathing! Doctor: LET ME PAST *elbows his way through the crowd* I've never seen anyone die before
@Ivsy01: Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks.
@trevso_electric: Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth.