@Sarcasticsapien: I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist.
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@MadameSnippy: I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry.
@TheMichaelRock: Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times.
@SortaBad: [speed dating] her: I really want to have a child some day. What about you? me: define "child"