@Sarcasticsapien: I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist.
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@SolelyB: I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don't know if they're showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
@cornax: The IBS drug commercial that mentions "urgent diarrhea" implies there's also a laid back, non-urgent form of diarrhea that I've never had.
@pinkmoon_33: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees.