@Sarcasticsapien: I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist.
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@ddsmidt: X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup...
@slimmy_shady: Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed. How do I tell her it was just me with gas?!
@SortaBad: If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years
@AaronFullerton: Actors can get political in speeches if they want. Go for it. But imagine someone winning Wimbledon & going, "Yay! I won! Save the whales!"