@galiamango: I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring.
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@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
@squirrel74wkgn: [flashback to 1st date] *cuts round hole in bottom of popcorn Me: Popcorn? Her: No thanks. (Mom reaches from row behind) "I'll have some."
@simoncholland: I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet.
@ScottyDsntKnow3: My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!