@VodkaThursday: I'm putting "open bar" on my invitations, but its gonna be a cash bar. Just because its my 3rd wedding doesn't mean u can skip it, slackers.
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@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......