@CopBroughtPizza: i'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting.
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@pinupteacher: The confused head tilt your dog does but me when someone asks me if I want fries or salad.
@BuckyIsotope: FROM: Harvard SUBJ: Your PhD application We are unable to accept you at this time as "Teaching Squirrels Karate" is too cool for us.
@TheToddWilliams: [murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works.