@CopBroughtPizza: i'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong.
@BBQJones28: Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything.
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying.
@runninforwine: Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic.