@CopBroughtPizza: i'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting.
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@nealbrennan: If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible.
@NintenDom: My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart.
@aspiringtoucan: BUT WHY THE HELL is it called BUG spray not disINSECTant *Walmart worker who I have in a headlock in aisle 4* Sir please stop I don't know
@MUMSIEesq: If my 3YO's fortune was "you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs," this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate