@sssub23: I'm really not sure how many times I'll search for my phone with the flashlight on my phone before I realize I'm an idiot....
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@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.
@JMFnSparks: The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want
@spcycucumber: I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam