@Cpin42: I’m sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn’t find the Jews on craigslist.
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@CynicalLongkat: Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?
@rickolantern: I'm NOT Superman. What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain.
@thepunningman: I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? "Google Glass" I know what glass is, Catherine.
@garrettbarry70: [At job interview] M. "No, English is my second language." I. "What's your first language then?" M. "Emoji."