@Beardson: I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min.
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@Dutch_50: I found a bat in my basement & my first reaction was to run to the door so the light could get in, because I saw it done in a vampire movie.
@enigmaterics: One thing I've learned about getting older is that not everything is as how it appears. Or I need new glasses. Again.
@GetCougarized: I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended.
@CornOnTheGoblin: "do you have any pets" [remembers girls like sensitive guys] a cat "what's his name" [remembers girls also like tough guys] missile launcher