@Darlainky: I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart.
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@Vodkantots: It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat.
@juliussharpe: Business plan: 1) Spend 20 years mastering karate 2) Teach karate class, so you meet people who don't know karate 3) Rob them