@krautsider: i'm so bad at rock-paper-scissors, last time i accidently joined a street gang.
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@KeetPotato: waiter: "have we decided yet sir?" me: [after practicing saying gnocchi to myself for 15 minutes] "the margarita pizza please"
@KissabiX: [watches ants struggle with a chocolate & hazelnut covered golf ball I made] They'll be so pissed when they realise it's not Ferrero Roche
@GaryJanetti: Apple is developing an iPhone that pregnant women can swallow so fetuses can go online since they have nothing else to do in there.