@Tmoney68: I'm so lazy, I'll only walk my fingers through your hair.
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@Scdavis24: Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
@NoTheOtherJohn: "Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in* "THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!" [voice from the back] "Nobody was going to."
@AphroditeAfter5: My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!
@sixfootcandy: I filled my brother's shampoo bottle with olive oil and glitter last night. Have a great day in court, counselor!