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@pizza_dragon: "I'm so pissed I could punch a ba-"
"A what?" Big Baby from Toy Story 3 hovers over me, sawed-off shotgun in hand.
"A bagel. I HATE carbs."

“I’m so pissed I could punch a ba-”
“A what?” Big Baby from Toy Story 3 hovers over me, sawed-off shotgun in hand.
“A bagel. I HATE carbs.”

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