@samalmightysam: I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences.
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@CulturedRuffian: INCORRECT PUNCTUATION STARTS FIGHTS: Happy April Fools!!! VS. Happy April, Fools!!!
@Hebafouad21: In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like "Still believe you can get him back?"
@BijersSunbird: Just bought a telescope and the eldest asked if I'd be doing horoscopes. Yes. Leo: You will be written out of someone's will.