@samalmightysam: I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences.
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@SoulYodeler: I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me; mistakenly as it were because I have the nerves of a guinea pig and puke when I cry.
@POTerritory: The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia
@Cpin42: Some lady at Olive Garden died, so we’re rummaging through her stuff. Just like a real family.