@samalmightysam: I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences.
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@HeyZeus666: In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me.
@LittleHarmonica: Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy.
@AimeeHelene1: *hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*