@samalmightysam: I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences.
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@Cheeseboy22: Whenever I am with my family and someone says, "Wow, you have a beautiful family!" I reply, "Well, we left the ugly ones at home."
@ReelQuinn: Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today? Dingo: I’m making my famous baby coleslaw
@ShutUpThatsWho: [me as a ninja] [a smoke ball is thrown in a park] [when the smoke clears, all of the dogs in the park have stealthily been petted]