Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@verycozy: Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live

*slides the doctor a five dollar bill*

Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy

*winks at loved ones*

Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live 

*slides the doctor a five dollar bill*

Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy

*winks at loved ones*

COMMENTS