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@verycozy: Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live

*slides the doctor a five dollar bill*

Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy

*winks at loved ones*

Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live 

*slides the doctor a five dollar bill*

Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy

*winks at loved ones*

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