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@lildandeli0n: I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this
*Pushes salad aside*
@heyevergreen: My circle of trust is a meatball
@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: You say you're an atheist, yet you tell people they can "go to hell!"
Make up your mind already.
@Teretha111: Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
@iamlaurenp: Obama: Who were you talking to before he came here for the meeting?
Biden: Young Metro.
Obama: Why did you call-
Biden: Shhh. I got this.
@alien_sushi: Has anybody seen my keys? theyre awesome.