@checkyourfox: I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world.
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@foodandwhining: People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box.
@LosLos__: And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies.
@Pirate_nurse: Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not