@Dr_powpow: I'm sorry I picked up dog poop using your selfie stick.
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@TheCiscoKidder: Wife: Go out for breakfast? Me: Sure! Wife: Ok, let me shower first. *showers, dresses & puts on makeup* Me: Where should we have lunch?
@donni: Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes