@Momtoteens: I'm sorry I tried to steal your baby, but my kids don't smell good anymore.
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@MsBross: Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.
@batkaren: TIN MAN: I want a heart COWARDLY LION: And I want courage ZOMBIE: Braaaaains ACTOR PLAYING COWARDLY LION: W-wait. Where the hell'd Ray go?
@_SingleBabyMama: As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie.