@Momtoteens: I'm sorry I tried to steal your baby, but my kids don't smell good anymore.
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@man_spach: "I'm sorry I could never do that for you," said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space.
@Donna_McCoy: Baby showers are fun until someone has too much champagne and starts a plastic knife fight over a corner piece of cake. I need a ride home.
@thejessbess: I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting.