@brunopieroni: I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.
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@KevinFarzad: Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning.
@Milariou: I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
@JKNenagh: I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.