@Vodkantots: I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids.
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@Lisabug74: Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked.
@kellymcc0y: When someone spaces out their "ha ha ha's" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice