@MomOnFire: I'm starving and all I have is a refrigerator full of health food. I hate who I was four days ago.
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@Tmoney68: I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to walk a mile in your shoes. I'm just going to go ahead & judge you.
@MamaHuntsBest: IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue.
@bibbymoynihan: If you ever see me in a restaurant, please approach my table and do your Drunk Uncle impression. Especially if I'm with family or a girl.