@Coops_Bradley: I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous.
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@SteveSuckington: Me: "people always think I'm gay! Do I put off a gay vibe?" Guy whose back I'm massaging in a bubble bath: "maybe a little"
@TheWeirdWorld: I wonder how many medieval chefs were executed because the king’s food taster had food allergies
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: *pinching bridge of my nose* Kid, the sky is blue because it's made of dead Smurfs, okay? Believe me, I don't like it either.