@Adar79Angie: I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm.
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@iGreenMonk: Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: I got our daughter a surprise for her birthday but don't let the cat out of the bag Me: YOU GOT HER A CAT? Kid: *upstairs* YAAAYYYY!