@TheMichaelRock: I'm straight, but I'm not "wouldn't spoon with George Clooney" straight.
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@RudeFunPillow: do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*
@jjhartinger: Just when I thought I had my life together. I found my missing shoe in the microwave.
@murrman5: [on way to play charades with gf's family] I don't wanna go why I don't wanna look silly you won't *first thing I have to act out is pasta*