@TheMichaelRock: I'm straight, but I'm not "wouldn't spoon with George Clooney" straight.
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@AudreyPorne: him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?
@ShaneKnowsStuff: Knife > gun because if I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm gonna do. Stab you? Open a letter? Or am I gonna frost a cake? It's a mystery
@AntozWolf: Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going.
@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.