@aveuaskew: I'm supposed to be afraid of you because you are a twitter badass? What are you going to do, caps lock me?
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@SSparklesDaily: People on social media will threaten murder in the comment section of a cake recipe.
@sophielou: My aunt cuts her name & address label from magazines for fear of the legendary “saw your name & address on a magazine label” murderer
@dafloydsta: [first date] HER: I like a man who's well-informed. ME: [trying to impress] The couple at the next table are getting a divorce.