@AntozWolf: I'm sure a spider is never scrutinized for spending too much time on the web.
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@Token_Geezer: The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us...
@SavoirFail: I don't do drugs. I take drugs. My brain does the drugs. Follow me? Me either -because drugs
@possibilyss: In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me
@Kyle_Lippert: The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said "Flawless Victory!"