@JeremyKCMO: 'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet.
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@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.
@amydillon: One of my sons says he likes my new haircut, and the other will have to twirl a sign outside a Mattress Firm to pay for college, I guess.
@naderdagher: If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
@noog: Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles.