@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.
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@Darlainky: You don't know true paranoia until you Google "How to tell if you're being spied on" and a photo of your living room comes up.
@tkhan74: I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.
@HanaMichels: I've yet to find a romantic comedy that speaks to me. Maybe if they set it in an institution or an Arby's restroom.
@OutOnTheMoors: "Suddenly, my hair collapsed." - And I started to regret offering to edit my friend's first novel.