@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.
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@AIanHangover: Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you.
@NourhanKheir: an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well.
@ramblinma: No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.