@david8hughes: "I'm telling you, it's all or nothing," the exterminator explains to Noah, "I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."
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@DanMentos: *chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading
@Sassafrantz: Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
@faungirl123: Me: *needles jabbing me thousands of times for a tattoo* So rad Also Me: *one needle, one jab at the dentist* Our Father, who art in heaven
@dshack8: No one is more productive than a guy who's been laying on the couch for two hours and suddenly realizes his wife will be home in 5 minutes.