@osoplain: I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up
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@QwertyJones3: Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out.
@weinerdog4life: When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch
@leadnotfolow: There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside.