@TitansHomer: I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone "I'm ok, I'm ok"
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@TheTweetOfGod: Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years.
@ThaJawn: 4:*calls thing wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*repeats wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*maintains eye contact and repeats wrong name slowly
@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.
@PaperWash: [stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations