@Juicedballs: I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall.
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@turkeyheadmac: No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive I won't have a clue how to get back here
@MatMarcotte12: I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie
@LostFelicia: Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now! Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?
@weenbeans: *rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!