@shutupmikeginn: I'm thinking about getting a mirror over my bed so I can watch myself while I'm eating cereal.
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@markhoppus: Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap.
@wendchymes: I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so...